Are You a
Burly Boy?
How many trips does it take you to bring in groceries ?
Fun Fact
On average, burly boys carry 12.69 grocery bags per trip.
(4x the national average)
Lol Really?
How did you end up on our quiz?
Do people commonly ask you to spot them at the gym?
Fun Fact
Burly Boys are the backbone of the gym, spotting thousands of lifts each day and millions of PRs each year
But would you spot someone else if asked?
When did you start using the term ‘ego lifting’?
Has anyone ever called you ‘Big (Your name)’ as a nickname?
Fun Fact
Burly boys are 2.8 times less likely to
receive compliments than their female counterparts, but are twice
as likely to give them.
(The term ‘big and
beautiful’ is only ever used to describe women)
But would it be weird if someone used the word ‘Big’ when referring to you?
Burly men are the true MVPs at all music festivals. It takes an impeccable specimen to hoist a female on one's shoulders for hours while simultaneously fist pumping and head banging
Are you a woman?
We love our Burly Boy Supporters
What size shirt do you wear?
We knew it...We don't sell smalls, feel free to check out babygap.com
LOL, quit lyin—We don't sell smalls, feel free to check out babygap.com
Would Planet Fitness hesitate to give you access to their facilities?
Fun Fact
Planet fitness's founders originally bought a Golds gym but were intimidated by their members. Now they make a living boycotting burly boys
Do you have any self respect?
How did you make it this far into our quiz? Here's a site you might like
www.pizzahut.com
Hmm, this feels a little fishy, but carry on...
When you buy a ‘slim fit’ shirt from a popular clothing brand in your normal size, how does it fit?
Fun Fact
Burly Boys are never cast as ‘athletic’ models for popular clothing brands that rhyme with Rururemon, Rike, or Rym Rark, amongst many, many others. We're sickened by it, you should be too.
Do you just prefer shirts that fit like under armor performance gear, king?
Burly Boys doesn't judge or objectify. Welcome brother
How did you make it this far on the quiz lol
Are you with us or against us? In our goal to fight burl boy bias...
Welcome to the brotherhood
#HotGirlSummer It's time for #BurlyBoyWinter
